Catch That Cheater!!!

How to tell if your partner is Cheating on you??
To tell if a person is lying or not is one tricky business, sometimes way to tricky, but crucial too, cause nobody wants to be victim to lies.. Well, nobody except those who is stupid enough to love being cheated.
With this inspiration/realization, I bring this topic to my friend while we're on YM one day..

After some non-vocal-but-equally annoying debate, we come to some few tips on how to pin point a cheater.. And for the fact that the list is ridiculously long, i summarized them as follow;

1. A lying partner is bad with eye contact!!
   -so how to work this tips? make sure you got a good eye contact and wear clothes that fully cover your assets, then ask your partner a questions(e.g;their whereabout the previous night, etc). He stares at your boobs? You're fully covered so he's not stimulated, he merely avoiding eye contact.
   
2. A lying partner will most likely be superbly nice to you.. - well, it's sure is nice when your spouse suddenly gives a mindblowing 'Job', or when your boyfriend buy you a brand new 'Best Friend' from Cartier. But before you return the favour, do realize that it could all just be a 'Camouflage' to hide their misbehaviour- and it works on you, right?
3. Your partner don't let you hang out with some people from their social group. - Your girlfriends don't want you to hang out with her friends- not neccesarily her BFF. Why? She wants to avoid the worst case scenario, i.e when her buddy laugh frantically, and accidently blurt out some internal 'affairs' to the public and you're there to for the hearing.
   
4. Your partner change Drastically/dramatically/suddenly! - You've been together for like 2 years, and throughout ur relationship, both of you constantly change... But what about his ridiculos haircut? And why is she suddenly looks like a cross between Britney/Anne hathaway/ jessica Alba??You might think it's rubbish, but the new neighbour seems to adore it..
   
5. Your partner start Promoting themself as 'available'.. - That facebook photo of you and your partner cuddling together are now replaced.. in comes the picture of your partner in his/her best pose - alone. Seems harmless? well, he merely spot a profile of an angelinaJolie-esque girl..

And that was the summary of the afternoon dicussions.. However, just because your partner fit one of the above list, don't be too fast to accuse, it merely means that you need to watch your partner closer. They couldn't stare you in the eyes when they talk? maybe you got the eyes of a seducer, your partner couldn't stand it's power.

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This list is made by a me,a 20yo teen after a discussion with some friends.. So don't be too fast to follow.